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I love sluts

I love sluts

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Current therapy. 

Current therapy. 

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Practicing my German. 

Practicing my German. 

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Works for gay male hormones as well. 

Works for gay male hormones as well. 

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Best moment in runway history.

Best moment in runway history.

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I don’t want to be on this market. 

I don’t want to be on this market. 

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NEW BLOG POST: “Repost: Lucky in Love” (2005)

"i have always been a sexual person, overtly so it seems, due to my latent supression and reserved nature, i am a seething horny toad on the inside, and thus need my regular release of protein soldiers. "we" haven’t been fucking as much, mainly because the chore of it all, a hazard i’ve always exploited in my relationships because i’m so anal i have to douche precoital mostly every time. so handjobs and blowjobs aside, there hasn’t been much sex…besides the fact that he is one helluva man-bear-pig who thrives on pounding his huge mushroom head laded penis in me as if i were some loose and ragged wanton, and being the white bisexual woman trapped in a gay black man’s body that i am (with a little tight hole might i add) i am not always enthused about the rapture that comes from the pain i must endure."

Read More: www.bimbosavant.blogspot.com

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Throwback Thursday

My very first blog’s profile description in 2003:

Starving artist, homewrecker, lover, fighter, hater, winner. I’m such a Capricorn. Whiskey drinker, deep thinker, chronic masturbator, easy on the eyes, hard on the mind. Complicated, worrisome, frugal, pragmatic, wonderful me.

I guess not much has changed.