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GERMANS.

GERMANS.

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I’m the hugest Kristen Wiig fan (sorry girl about your triumphant “Bridesmaids” masterpiece being turned into an American capitalist rewritten fart joke) - and I just caught wind of her Bjork impersonation. The skit kind of bombed, no matter how well written it was and it is a pity that this didn’t get the respect it deserved.

"Welcome to Iceland
There is no sunlight
Demons take your face
You are on fire
Give us your eyes…”

Brilliant!

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Think I’ll watch some QT today to remind me about my reason for living. 

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EXACTLY what would happen if I ever met my boyfriend IRL. 

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realsoon:

humans-of-pdx:


"I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying in at my place. It smells good when I burn incense and I have a lot of records and I can just play video games.” The bus she was waiting for arrived. “Do you need to go?” "It’s ok. Another one will come in ten minutes… But then, you know, sometimes I just want a partner— a relationship. It would be nice to share this part of my life with someone. I’ve been single for years, and you know, there are people I could call if I wanted to. But people always end up saying things that rub me the wrong way, or if I open up to them, suddenly they want me to be their best friend, and I don’t want people to have expectations of me. I don’t want to waste anyone else’s time if I’m not interested in being close to them." Another bus came and went while she told me about the loneliness, wiping tears from her eyes. Then another. “I’m sorry, I’ve talked too long.” "It’s really ok. Sometimes we just need to connect." "Yeah, I forget that sometimes."

Holy shit

Genau,

realsoon:

humans-of-pdx:


"I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying in at my place. It smells good when I burn incense and I have a lot of records and I can just play video games.” 

The bus she was waiting for arrived. “Do you need to go?” 

"It’s ok. Another one will come in ten minutes… But then, you know, sometimes I just want a partner— a relationship. It would be nice to share this part of my life with someone. I’ve been single for years, and you know, there are people I could call if I wanted to. But people always end up saying things that rub me the wrong way, or if I open up to them, suddenly they want me to be their best friend, and I don’t want people to have expectations of me. I don’t want to waste anyone else’s time if I’m not interested in being close to them." 

Another bus came and went while she told me about the loneliness, wiping tears from her eyes. Then another. “I’m sorry, I’ve talked too long.” 

"It’s really ok. Sometimes we just need to connect." 

"Yeah, I forget that sometimes."

Holy shit

Genau,

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Marilyn Monroe photographed in the pool Palm Springs Racquet Club by Bruno Bernard

Marilyn Monroe photographed in the pool Palm Springs Racquet Club by Bruno Bernard

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The official theme song for a special pussy day. 

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IT’S BLACK PUSSY DAY!
I called it.

IT’S BLACK PUSSY DAY!

I called it.

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